Tweets

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via mingpong)

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via tyleroakley)

tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

(Source: heteroh, via itsjakewong)

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko, via thairanitar)

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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(Source: worldpeaces, via thairanitar)